IA fun with corporate guidelines

I am currently looking at a guideline which reads:

• All sites must be resizable
• User can select higher and lower resolution and layout must adapt
• User must be able to resize font and layout must adapt accordingly

The next line reads:

The grid is fixed and pages will be exactly 955 pixels with a 21/40 pixel step.

So hum... the site is both fixed and flexible, not sure how to approach this one. I guess a slight distortion of the space-time continuum should let me produce a design that passes muster with the brand police...

Ah guidelines ;-)